About This

• INSIDE GREETING: "So...What Did The Doctor Tell You? You're Going To Die! Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For. Happy Birthday!" COVER - Your husband's life is in jeopardy and hemust relieve his stress, which means sex whenever the urge strikes him! Same goes for backrubs and other forms of pampering!
• CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
• USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
• SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).