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• Celebrate their birthday with a card that's as sarcastic and brutally honest as your relationship. This funny "Selfish Asshole" birthday card is made for the kind of person you love deeply, but would never let off the hook.
• Front says "Wow. An Entire Day All About You. You Selfish Asshole." Inside the card follows with a surprisingly affectionate twist, making it hilariously heartfelt.
• All card are printed on high-quality 300gsm card stock with a matte finish. Great birthday gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or a best friend with a twisted sense of humor.
• Double-sided Card Size (Folded): 20.5cm x 13.5cm / 8.0" x 5.3" inches, and comes with a coordinating envelope.
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