About This

• INSIDE GREETING: "Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden! Happy Birthday From All of Us!" COVER - The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Have Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
• SIZE - Oversize Birthday wishes would require a oversize Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions!
• USE: Funny stationery for writing Birthday wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface for men and women.
• SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).