{"product_id":"b09qf7glgp","title":"NobleWorks - Humorous Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Creaks and Aches C2390BDG","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eAbout This\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eINSIDE GREETING: \"And you're no sissy! Happy Birthday!\" COVER - Creaks and aches won't go away, Can't sleep at night but nap all day. Aches and pains are here for good, You're not pooping as you should. Let me tell you gents and missies, Growing old is not for sissies!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUSE - The perfect, Hysterical card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45891277717677,"sku":"B09QF7GLGP","price":12.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2932\/2669\/files\/61dWYmVQbGL._AC_SY879.jpg?v=1775555970","url":"https:\/\/mytravelready.com\/products\/b09qf7glgp","provider":"Travel Ready","version":"1.0","type":"link"}